Dear Sandwich Maker,

Dear Wheatsville Sandwich Maker,

There are very few things in this world that are as amazing as a well made BLT.  I was terribly dissatisfied by your lettuce to tomato to bacon ratio.  Is this not a science?  Either way, you had it all wrong.  Don't you know that Bacon is the star of the show?  

It is a BLT, ya know, not a TBL!  

Sincerely,

A Serious Bacon Lover