Dear Wheatsville Sandwich Maker,
There are very few things in this world that are as amazing as a well made BLT. I was terribly dissatisfied by your lettuce to tomato to bacon ratio. Is this not a science? Either way, you had it all wrong. Don't you know that Bacon is the star of the show?
It is a BLT, ya know, not a TBL!
A Serious Bacon Lover